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This is crazy.
No kidding.
When we heard there was a breaking at the Watchtower,
who expected the invaders to be toys?
Their weapons are real enough.
Who's supposed to be on watch?
Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm. Mmm-mmm.
Ha! Got you, Beetle.
Huh?
Aren't you supposed to be guarding the tower?
I am.
Uh-oh.
You play rough.
We didn't have toys when I was a child,
but there was a Cyclops.
Better late than never.
Where have you been?
He was gaming, again.
Blue Beetle challenged me online.
I've only been playing...
Whoo! That long?
So, who do we have to thank for all this fun?
It's a little too playful for the Joker.
I bet if I interface with it, I could tell you.
I think I know.
It's my old maturity-challenged enemy,
Toyman.
Superman, you do remember me?
That's my special Star Sparkle Super Puddy.
FDA approved, for humans.
Kryptonite.
Huh?
What?
Hey! I can't move.
We've been given accessories.
And Toyman is redecorating the training room.
No way.
It's Boulevard Brawler 2.
Which is?
A popular fighting game,
where contestant battle for street dominance.
Robin plays it all the time on the Bat-computer.
That's what I was playing upstairs!
It is addictive.
Addictively awesome.
I should know, I'm the Boulevard Brawler master.
I don't like this.
See why it's popular?
The fighting is so realistic.
And the moves are so responsive.
- Best combo system ever! - Best combo system ever!
Sorry.
Whatever you're doing, Toyman, you need to stop now.
Please! You will fight till the finish for my enjoyment.
Now who'll be first?
Yo, this game has two players.
How about a little friendly competition?
Oh, sure, I'll let you play
and you take advantage of the situation
to free your friends.
How stupid do you think I am?
I thought you were the guy in control here.
Maybe all that trash-talk about being the master
was just you flapping your gums.
You disappoint me, man.
That's it! It's on, tin man.
Shall we play?
Okay, first we have to...
Dibs on Superman.
Superman.
Hey, not fair.
Fine, I'll go with...
Batman.
Oh, come on!
Batman doesn't have any powers!
Not that he needs any.
Okay, Brawler brats, it's game time.
Truth, justice and the American way.
What did I say?
I am Batman!
I am Batman.
Just getting used to the buttons.
I don't think I can hold back.
I know.
We have to put our faith in Cyborg's skills.
Round one. Ready?
Fight!
- Super-punch! - Bat-swing!
Bat-kick!
Fist of justice.
Super charge.
Watch out.
Smoke bomb! Use my Super-move.
Can't, you got to charge up your Super-meter first.
Rules are rules.
Deal with this, dork Knight.
And spread.
Hey, Superman can't do that!
Justice charge!
Batman, move!
Now!
Kryptonite...
Ring punch!
You just carry that with you?
K-O. You win.
I win! I won!
I mean, we win.
We, we win.
No, you don't, metal-head!
Here comes a new Challenger.
Ha!
In a world of ordinary men,
I am Wonder Woman.
I kind of like that.
Ready? Fight!
Wonder-punch.
Wonder-kick.
Batarang!
- Smoke bomb! - Lasso of Truth!
- Wonder-punch! - Batarang!
- Wonder-punch!
- Lasso of Truth! - Bat-swing!
- Kick! - Wonder-kick. Wonder-kick.
- Wonder-kick. - Batarang!
- Bat-swing, Batarang! - Wonder-punch, Wonder-punch.
Bat-kick!
Wonder-kick!
Ah, shoot!
Now I've got you.
Bat-kick! Bat-swing!
Lasso of Truth.
- Wonder-kick. Wonder-kick. - Batarang!
Wonder-kick. Wonder-kick.
Wonder-punch.
Bat-swing!
Wonder-kick. Wonder-kick.
- Wonder-punch. - Smoke bomb.
- Batarang! - Wonder-punch!
Batarang! Batarang!
Wonder-punch.
Why did you pause it?
I just want to say,
this is the most epic match
of Boulevard Brawler 2 I've ever played!
- I know, right? - Huh?
They say you're only as good as your opponent,
and I have to admit you're a magnificent challenger.
You're not bad yourself.
We can hear you.
Maybe it's time we raise the age for new members.
It's unfortunate your friends will be the real losers.
Un-pause.
Super time!
Oh, no.
Amazon rolling thunder!
K-O. You win.
Robin's better.
See what happens when you mess with the master?
Wait, don't I get another player?
- You did! - Sorry, spoilsport.
Game's over.
'Cause you can change the rules.
I was right about you from the start.
You're just a big baby.
As a matter of fact,
there is one hidden player available.
New character unlocked.
You know what the problem is with sore losers?
They can get a lot more sore.
What is going on?
I've actually been playing two games at once.
One with you,
and the other with him.
He's overridden my controls!
How?
I interfaced with him,
it just took a while to get him here.
Good game, Toyman.
Boo-yah!
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